World Premiere of Pratt Campaign Documentary!

My friends;

I admit, it does not look good for my candidacy at the moment. I have demanded a recount, but I can't get anybody at the Board of Elections to return my calls.

However, I do have some good news to report. Stephen Roberts, a Durham, NC-based filmmaker, gained unprecedented access to the inner workings of my campaign -- and I am happy to announce that his short documentary, "Citizen Pratt," will have its world premiere at the prestigious Carrboro Film Festival on November 23, 2008.

More information is available at www.carrborofilmfestival.com.

I'm sure that Mr. Roberts did everything in his power to present me as a dynamic, powerful candidate, and not at all like some kind of hapless dolt.

So, I'll see you all at the Carrboro Film Festival on November 23 -- and meanwhile, thanks for your support!

Sincerely,
your friend,
Simon Pratt

Did I Win?

I missed the election results. What happened?

I mean, somebody would have called me if I won, I guess. Still, just in case -- leave a comment and let me know if I need to be arranging transportation to Washington.

Thanks.