Wednesday, October 22, 2008
I believe in America. I believe in opportunity. That's why I'm running for congress. I believe every American deserves opportunity, even the people in my district. And especially me; I believe I deserve opportunity just like every American. Also, I got laid off a couple of months ago. I'm hoping to time it right and get sworn in just before the unemployment checks dry up.
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I believe in Simon Pratt. I can relate to him. He's just like me, only better looking, stronger and able to complete crossword puzzles. Sadly, Simon Pratt was not listed on my early voting ballot, so I wrote him in for Soil & Water Conservation District Supervisor.
Simon Pratt is my candidate. Not only is he the good-lookingist almost-40 (Tomorrow!) year old I know, he's an upright man (tall), with a kickass sense of humor. Makes the best christmas CDs ever, and the only ones I'll listen to.
I heard you get a free MRI. And every rich person has to pay a not-rich person a check for $1,269.00. Oh yeah and he's a Vietnam-era movie veteran.
Simon Prutt. He Prutts his mouth where his money is. Or something like that.
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